And this just in...
Monday, June 26, 2006 – West Palm Beach, FL: Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.
Hey, what a minute… why was Rush returning from the Dominican Republic, a country known for its thriving sex trade, with a bottle of Viagra that didn’t have his name on it? Does possessing prescription medication in another patient's name mean he violated his parole? Did he have a judge's prior approval to take a vacation out of the country since he's on probation? Why isn't this drug addict in prison?
And more importantly will any of his wingnuts, dildoheads and/or holier-than-thou listeners even bother to ask why a thrice-divorced, unmarried man needs a prescription for Viagra anyway? Did the customs agents find any condoms, too, or just the Viagra? (Wouldn't a responsible adult have condoms in one pocket if they had Viagra in the other?)
You decide: a 'mea culpa' or simply no mention of this incident on his talk show? I'm guessing the latter. (As Scott McClelland would say in the face of overwhelming evidence, 'We don't comment on an on-going investigation.') Can you just imagine the tirade he would have delivered on-air had Bill Clinton come back from one of his overseas visits without Hillary and been found to have Viagra (prescribed for someone else no less) in his possession? Admit no guilt, find a scapegoat and somehow blame Clinton for this will be the M.O. for Rush.
So, the little fucker needs his blue pills – who cares? Let's "Rush" this little fucker right out of the building!
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