Jerry Falwell: "You know, you almost got to be a homosexual to be recognized in the entertainment industry anymore." [Verily I say unto you, Jerry, in words taken from the Bible – "(1) Judge not, that ye be not judged. (2) For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again." – Matthew, Chapter 7]
TomKat: Baby Suri's Photo Didn't Sell [Apparently the price for the pictures only got to $3M - $1M less than the price for the Pitt-Jolie ankle-biter pics. Some charity is $3M poorer today because TC’s ego got in the way. Boycott MI3!]
Nicole Kidman's Wedding: Nicole Kidman wasn't really married to Tom Cruise, at least according to the Catholic Church in Australia. [So that explains how she was able to get married last weekend to What'sHisName (that overly-highlighted country singer) in a Catholic ceremony. Maybe her 10-year union with Cruise was like a gay marriage and only Massachusettes recognized it.]
Star Jones Reynolds: Erased from "The View" [Great! – another lawyer is back on the streets!]
Katie Couric: "Unemployment is highly underrated." [I recognize this was supposed to be funny, but as someone who's been under-employed for the past 18 months it is a little hard to find the humor in this statement. Perhaps if I were sitting on a pile of money like KC I'd find this a bit more humorous.]
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