Barton's "Majority Back Guarantee"

Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) officially announces for Minority Leader:

"Last week I indicated my interest in election to the Republican leadership and proposed that our next leader possess a strong commitment to tax cuts, a balanced budget, health care, privacy, ethics and grace in our dealings with one another.

"Republicans cannot simply be Democrats-lite. We have to be real Republicans again, driven by the power of the good ideas that we share with America's working families. People want more freedom and less government. They want to keep more of what they earn. They want to be healthy, they want to be protected from snooping, and they want to believe that their Congress is honest. If we stand with America, America will stand with us.

"After prayerful consideration and literally hundreds of discussions with my colleagues, I have decided to seek the position of Republican leader. My guarantee is this: We will achieve a net gain of seats in each upcoming election cycle and if we do not regain the majority within three election cycles, I will not seek the position of minority leader in the succeeding session.

"Our leadership election must be the triumph of good ideas and the first step down a short road to a new, dynamic Republican majority. That is my commitment to every Republican."

LSB: Barton is “my” Congressman. He’s as useless as tits on a nun, and he has the leadership skills of a keystone cop. What I particularly like is his promise: ‘if I fail to accomplish anything in six years I promise not to run again.’ Huh? If he doesn't produce results sooner than that what makes him think they'll leave him in place for six years? (I wish he’d make the voters in his district the same promise.) If elected to the Republican leadership Barton is certain to guarantee future Democratic Congresses, so 'good luck, Joe!'