Posted by Rod Blagojevich on Thu, Dec 11 at 3:12 PM at The Stranger.
Attention fuckers calling on me to step down: Fuck. You. (For real.)
Seriously Washington Times and all 50 Democratic senators and President-fucking-Elect Obama: You want me to step down? For fucking free?
Fuck that. I'll step down as governor for $500,000. I'll step down wearing a French maid's outfit for $750,000.Shit, for $25,000, I'll wrestle anyone live on Pay Per View. For $10,000, I'll shave my head, and for an additional $5,000, I'll eat the hair.
Don't fuck with me. A governorship is a fucking valuable thing. You just don't give it away for nothing.
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