Dan Savage, SLOG: Courtesy of Slog tipper Jubilation T. Cornball, who writes: "What could be better than a bunch of whores singing a poignant Christmas song? Hooray, Dolly! Hooray, whores!"
But here's what I want to know: what's so damn sucky about hard candy that you can modify Christmas with it and ruin Christmas for everyone? Or is hard candy like kryptonite for hookers?
LSB: While I am missing some of my favorite columnists who have taken time off to spend with their families this holiday, I have been enjoying some of the YouTube clips they have left behind. This one in particular is a blast from the past! (I wonder if there is a clip of "We Need a Little Christmas" from MAME. Update: Of course there is a clip!)
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