Thursday, October 05, 2006

How Hannity and O'Reilly Celebrated the 10th Anniversary of Fox News Fairness and Balanceness

They might as well have booted the laptop, poured the liquor down his alcoholic throat and unzipped his fly for the priest. Far Left Hate America Firsters™ [George] Soros and [Melanie] Sloane (Executive Director of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics who has received financial support from Soros™), who would love see the terrorists blow up America and have the U.S lose (any) wars, kill Christ, all while serving as Best Man and Maid of Honor at every gay wedding, have been caught pulling Mark Foley's pants down.

With Fox's Sean "GMC (Great 'Merican Cars)" Hannity "staying uplate to read," and Le Couture Homme de Guerre, Bill O, sending in his crack investigative team, the Dynamic Duo of Sincerity have teamed to uncoverthe evil the Left has wrought upon our children.

Sean rightly - very rightly - wants to know why Sloane, who immediately turned over the Foley e-mails to the FBI the day her organization received them, didn't do more. You know, like how Sean praised Dan Rather's "doing more" with the "Bush AWOL" documents before they were thoroughly scrutinized.

Bill O exposed the real story behind the Foley underage sexcapades: Billionaire philanthropist Soros contributed to the organization who gave the evidence of a crime against children to the FBI. Damn you, George. Damn you and your philanthropic anti-American-child altruism! Donating money to groups who follow proper criminal-fighting processes in fighting corruption. What the hell were you thinking?!

And finally, fun-loving Bill Kristol showed up on Fox's John Gibson's show and went one better than Matt Drudge's blaming the kids who were the targets of Foley's e-mails as "beasts" who were "egging the Congressman on." Kristol blamed the entire Florida electorate voters who "should have known better."

Damn you, George. Damn you, Melanie. Damn you, Florida. Damn you kids who Foley text messaged.

Thankfully we have Fox.

Happy Birthday fair and balancers. Don't ever stop keeping our eyes on the real story. Now, what ever happened to Natalie Holloway?

- Steve Young, HuffingtonPost.com


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