Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Quotable Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart on Ann Coulter:

“I actually feel sorry for her. Once your career is based on denigrating 9/11 widows, what's your second act? Unless you dig up Mother Teresa and stick a dildo in her eye, nothing could be more offensive.”
Jon Stewart on the Mark Foley scandal:

"We do have pages on The Daily Show. I just want to make one thing clear to their parents, and to everyone else: We WILL sodomize them."
Jon Stewart on John McCain, and the media's general adoration for him:

"You know, he has the Straight Talk Express. And he's driving it to Bullshittown."

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