Saturday, August 30, 2008

What's He Going to Call Her in Public?

Jane Smiley, My responses to the Palin announcement in chronological order:

  • Who's that?
  • Is this a joke?
  • Who's that again?
  • She has a four month old baby and she's hitting the campaign trail?
  • Is she breastfeeding?
  • Does she know he has a history of abusing his wife in public?
  • Has she ever been called a "c***?"
  • Do they really think American women are that stupid?
  • A beauty queen?
  • Is she related to Katharine Harris?
  • Did the people who run his campaign know about this ahead of time?
  • What scandals is she embroiled in?
  • What was the last large animal she killed?
  • Does she pay her nanny's social security?
  • If the red phone rings in the middle of the night and she's breastfeeding, will she answer it?

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