What's He Going to Call Her in Public?

Jane Smiley, HuffingtonPost.com: My responses to the Palin announcement in chronological order:

• Who's that?
• Is this a joke?
• Who's that again?
• She has a four month old baby and she's hitting the campaign trail?
• Is she breastfeeding?
• Does she know he has a history of abusing his wife in public?
• Has she ever been called a "c***?"
• Do they really think American women are that stupid?
• A beauty queen?
• Is she related to Katharine Harris?
• Did the people who run his campaign know about this ahead of time?
• What scandals is she embroiled in?
• What was the last large animal she killed?
• Does she pay her nanny's social security?
• If the red phone rings in the middle of the night and she's breastfeeding, will she answer it?