Take if off, Ladies – Take it all off!: U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft. John Amato wonders: “How many more terror alerts will it take before we’ll all be flying nekkid?”LSB: Damn! What about all that gel in fake breasts? Can you imagine the havoc at LAX!
Stand By Your Man – Not!: The wife of former Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski has filed for divorce. With her husband behind bars on a grand larceny and securities fraud conviction, Mrs. Kozlowski says her marriage to Mr. Kozlowski is "irretrievably broken."
LSB: BITCH! The man spends $2 million of company funds on your 40th birthday party – including having an ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David carved and hiring a waiter to pour Stoli vodka into the back of the sculpture’s so it comes out his penis – and you can’t wait a lousy 25 years for him to come back to you?
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