Friday, August 11, 2006

Who’s in Charge – Daffy Duck?

Because the plot involved taking liquid explosives aboard planes in carry-ons, passengers at all U.S. and British airports, and those boarding U.S.-bound flights at other international airports, are banned from taking any liquids onto planes.

“Sir, I'm going to have to take this bottle of water away from you since it might be a liquid explosive, and I'm going to have to mix it with all of these other bottles of possibly liquid explosive, and I'm going to have to dump them all in this trash can... together. Don’t worry that the plot specifically mentions mixing chemicals and/or nitroglycerin... which explodes if handled too roughly.

“Now, if you’ll just bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye...”

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