- Senator Larry Craig, PH: 202-224-2752. Message: Can a married guy give handjobs and blowjobs to other guys in bathrooms and still defend heterosexual marriage?
- Senator David Vitter, PH: (202) 224-4623. Message: How many whores does a married guy have to sleep with before he's no longer defending marriage? And does the price of the whore matter?
Oh, and please do report back in the comments how your phone calls went with Craig's and Vitter's offices.