Wednesday, August 02, 2006

‘It’s Like All of a Sudden the Corleone Family’s Being Run by Fredo’

Emboldened by Castro’s ailing health, Stephen Colbert has concocted a plan for the invasion of Cuba, featuring cruise liners filled with obese Americans and the “regime-destroying power” of the outlet mall.

“My proposal is controversial, but we’ve invaded for less,” the host said as he pitched his vision for a post-Castro world.

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